Glaive Master Hodir

Glaive Master Hodir is an optional boss in Elden Ring.

==Description==

Glaive Master Hodir, a boss in Elden Ring, is a knight which has mastered the ancient Glaive-Style-Technique. His face, ever so handsome, is covered with a menacing fluted helmet, his hands equipped with bronze gauntlets embedded with emeralds, stylishly glowing in the moonlight of the battlefield. Glaive Master Hodir never found the need to Increase his Dexterity, and as such is fitted with muscles seeming bulging and flexing. His pure, unadulterated masculinity is not masked behind puny armor, and is completely naked, besides his helmet, from the waist up. During the players encounter with him, there is a noticeable amount of milk flowing from his chest area. Upon the player’s inspection, it can be noted that milk is seem flowing from his nipples. If drank, it supposedly would replace the Elden Ring. The replacement, dubbed The Strength Ring, would force every Dexterity user in-game to Re-Spec and level up Strength, thus causing all of mankind to live in equilibrium and ascend humanity, and into the stars above the Heavens.

Location
Found in Beira's Pantheon, from above the Ladder to the Grace.

Lore
Hodir sought to master the use of the glaive. He went into the mountains to master the grand art of butthole glaiving. It was during his training that he tripped while butthole glaiving and his master said to him "You've made a glaive mistake." It was at this point that he took the catchphrase for himself.

He gained the nickname "ThirstyBitch69" as he felt the need to take the name for himself, no matter how terrible it might be. With this nickname, he was able to manipulate the powers of the glaive buttholing.

Moveset
Quick combo: Glaive Master Hodir makes a diagonal swing going downwards with little warning, followed by an upwards swing and a thrust. The second attack will toss you upwards, guaranteeing that his thrust will hit you.

Stab: Glaive Master Hodir leaps back, then lunges at you with his glaive. If the attack hits, he stabs you and lets you fall to the ground, then stabs your prone body again for massive damage. You are almost certainly die if you are hit by this attack unless you have a ton of health. Thankfully, it is one of the easier ones to dodge.

Glaive throw: Glaive Master Hodir throws his glaive like a boomerang if the player gets out of melee range, making it difficult to heal.

Spin to win: Glaive Master Hodir does a spin attack with his glaive that is quite similar to the charge attack of the Hunter axe from bloodborne, but with three spins instead of two.

Long combo: Glaive Master Hodir makes 7 attacks with his glaive: Two wide sweeping attacks followed by a rush towards the player and a downwards slam, a thrust with the but of his glaive, two quick diagonal swipes, and a thrust.

Basic attacks: Glaive master Hodir makes two regular attacks with his glaive.

Quotes

 * "So you have chosen... death."
 * "You have made a glaive mistake."
 * "In coming here, you've dug your own glaive."

Drops

 * Hodir's Fragment

Trivia

 * Created by u/master3786
 * Detailed by u/Ok_Track626